"You can't spell slaughter without laughter!" ~the Harco King
"Did someone say COFFEE?!" ~the Harco King
The Harco King is the ruler of the Harco Empire. He is well known across many galaxies as funny and annoying, and may even be more well-known than Squaven . He is featured in Squin96's "Ask the Harco King" series, where one will come up with a question and the Harco King will answer, often in a humorous way. He is known to go insane when he doen't have access to coffee, even rivaling Squaven's insanity.